Good morning, Miss
Can I help you, son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now, or so they say
So if you'll serve, I'll be on my way
Pops of balloons
With a feather-light touch
I got party poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin
This play on the cause has just walked in
Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on its way
Welcome to the House of
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen, big boy, full pike
In my manhood
I'm up to date on events today
So if you'll serve, I'll be on my way
Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on its way
Welcome to the House of Fun
Here I go
I'm sorry, son
But we don't stop
Party gimmicks
In the shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist's
Not a joker's shop
Party hats
Simple, ain't a fear
Comprehend, he said he understand
Do you hear?
Pack of party hats
With the coloured tips
Too late
Gawkins, they've crossed in
Well, hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day
Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on its way
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on its way
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the House of
